Friday 9 June 2006

Unfortunately, magicians never tell

This news item from last week puzzles us greatly.
Copperfield To Impregnate Woman Onstage
. The piece goes on to say that he will do the deed without even touching the volunteer. "Naturally there will be no sex."

Huh? Now if he were to do the dirty (on stage or off) with the touching but without the pregnancy, we'd say the man was on to something. Is this, we can't help wondering, why Claudia Schiffer left him?

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