He Ordered A Hit On Who??

"A 15-YEAR-old schoolboy has become the first person in Britain to be convicted of inciting somebody to murder him. The boy, who may only be identified by the pseudonym John, invented a cast of characters in an Internet chat room as part of an elaborate plan to commission his own killing, the Manchester Crown Court heard this week."
I blame the decline of the public school system and the death of bullying. In the old days, he would just have had to refuse to toast some senior guy's muffins.