A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How those bloggers used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance,
I could get in some blogstress's pants
And maybe she'd enable my denial

But Technorati made me shiver,
With every takedown I'd deliver
Bad news in the Inbox,
Telling me how to enlarge my cock

I can't remember if I boo hoo'd
When I read about ET's shoes
But something made me wanna take a snooze
The day the blogging died

Wander over to Guest Blogger Jimmy's post on Old Hag for the rest.