Stick your thumb into this.

The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.

That's the Guinness World Records’ standard in the category of mobile phone text messaging. The old world record was 67 seconds, but young Singaporean Kimberly Yeo had the 26 words down in 43.24 seconds. This blog predicts an Indian record-holder soon. (Oh, we managed 93 seconds first try, with one error.) [via Boing Boing and the Bartman.]