Lad lit

At McSweeney's, Wendy Molyneux tells you how Maxim's would do the classics. A sampler:

A Tale of Two Cities
Two identical dudes fall for the same chick. The chick is none the wiser that there are two dudes, so they can both get the chick and get a little action on the side. Was it the worst of times? No way, it was the best of times, dog.