My humble contribution to this fantastic, much-looked-forward to annual event:
Banished
They dragged me with brute force to the door,
Callously kicked me down the stairs below-
And screeched like the oft quoted Raven, “Nevermore!”
I staggered to my feet and limped my way across the street,
With fumbling fingers groped for my pack of woe,
And struck a match- Ah, even in adversity life can be sweet.
So now I wander lonely spewing dark, belligerent clouds,
That lurk on high o’er the stained cityscape,
And insidiously creep into the lungs of the teeming crowds.
All I ask for is Keats' Grecian urn to tip the ash,
While contributing generously to the city's smog,
It wouldn’t hurt would it, that dead sexy touch of dash?
By Rupa Gulab who, incidentally is not blushing furiously, but rolling on the floor with mirth. Shameless!
This is not Godawful Poetry! This is fantastic poetry! It must be adopted as the anthem of All Banished Smokers and pasted on office walls to make non-smoking rule-makers feel guilty.
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