Monday, 4 May 2015
Mumbai Press Club's Red Ink Awards: short-listed and winning stories
P.S. No links for some print stories because I couldn't find them. And none to the TV stories because, ditto, I gave up after the first few. (Comment, tweet, or text me if you have them?)
BUSINESS
Print Shortlist
Rigged, Krishn Kaushik, The Caravan Magazine
Why The Jackfruit tree had Everything & Nothing to do with the CEO'S AS Murder, Anuradha Sharma, Yahoo Originals
Inside the network 18 takeover, Ashish K Mishra, Mint
Infy after Murthy, Goutam Das, Business Today
Winner
A Shah Overthrown, Dinesh Narayanan, The Caravan Magazine
Television Shortlist
MQ2- Ground Report : Jan Dhan Yojna, Lakshman Roy, CNBC awaaz
Chinese bullet train, Dibang, ABP News
Shah Commission Report on Illegal Mining - Operation Loot , Santosh Kumar & Deepak Upadhaya, Zee Business
Winner
China ke achche din kaise aaye, Dibang, ABP News
HUMAN RIGHTS
Print Shortlist
Why the Andaman Islands are headed for disaster, Madhusree Mukerjee, Grist Media & Yahoo Originals
Beware you could be next inmate at Beggars home (Series), Vinod Kumar Menon, Mid Day
Buddha's Orphan, Sohini Chattopadhay, Open Magazine
Budaun won PM award, Pritha Chatterjee, The Indian Express
Winner
Blood in the water, Salil Tripathi, The Caravan Magazine
Television Shortlist
Children of war, Jugal Purohit, TV Today Network
Winner
Koi Laut De Mere - Syed Wasif Haider - Series, ShaTahir Khan, Aaj Tak
POLITICS
Print Shortlist
Irregularities in cement nala bandh construction series, Tushar Kharat / Govind Tope, Sakaal Media Group
In the Mahatama's Footsteps, Niranjan Takle, The Week
Winner
RSS 3.0 - Mohan Bhagwat a resurgent Sangh to the cusp of political power, Dinesh Narayanan, The Caravan Magazine
Television Shortlist
Gujarat Loksabha Election - series, Alka Dupkar, IBN Lokmat
Winner
Kashmir Ki Kashmakash, Jitendra Dixit, ABP News
ENVIRONMENT
Print Shortlist
Western Ghats Series, Anahita Mukherjee, Times Of India
Far Valley, Anosh Malekar, Caravan
The Oppressed Ark, Allia Allana, Fountain Ink
Battle Over oil, coal &; forest, Kumar Sambhav Shrivastava, Down to Earth
Winner
Danger Factories Ahead / Mumbai's Ticking Bombs, Sharad Vyas, Mid Day
Television Shortlist
Marathawada Ki Haqeekat, Umesh Kumavat, ABP News
Save Aravali or Delhi will become a desert, Rajat Singh, Aaj Tak
SPORTS
Print Shortlist
Haryana IAS officer daughters national champ in Absentia, Saurabh Duggal, Hindustan Times
How Germany pulled off its football renaissance, Sopan Joshi, Grist Media and Yahoo Originals
The Wind in his willow, Devendra Pandey, Indian Express
Gopichand Factory, Lhendup G Bhutia, Open Magazine
Winner
Beyond the Boundary, Rahul Bhatia, The Caravan
Television Shortlist
Arjun Award story for Manoj Kumar, Rakesh Saran, Zee Media
Little Wonder, Subodh M Mayure, Jai Maharashtra
Winner
Story of Rajkumar Tiwari India's First Gold Medal Winner, Suprita Das, NDTV
BIG PICTURE
Print Shortlist
The Poisoned Land, Narendra Bisht, Outlook Magazine (Not sure if I have the right link)
Runner-up
Indian Museum ship Vikrant, Hemant Padalkar, DNA Newspaper
Winner
Where would you go if you were dying?, Hari Adivarekar, Yahoo Originals
LIFESTYLE & ENTERTAINMENT
Print Shortlist
The Revivalist, Thanuleho Hakokip, The Caravan Magazine
The Orewellian State, Shreevastva Nevatia, Blink
The Pleasures and Horrors of the digital afterlife, Lhendup Gyatso Bhutia, Open Magazine
Reeling in th Raj, Thanuleho Hakokip, The Caravan Magazine
Winner
The colourful and disturbing world of Guddu Rangila , Tanul Thakur, The Big Indian Picture
Television Shortlist
Love story season - Jiah Khan, Yaseer Usman, ABP News
Interview Vishal Bhardwaj, Pragya Tiwari, The BiG iNdian Picture
Winner
Art Talk : Pandit Jasraj, Jujhar Singh, News X
HEALTH & WELLNESS
Print Shortlist
Maha FD A writer to NPPA, Shardul Nautiyal, Chronicle Pharamabiz
The Neglected version Of Drowning, GBSNP Varma, Fountain Ink Magazine
Carcinogenic banned chemical used to ripen mangoes APMC market vashi, Vinod Kumar Menon , Mid-Day
Winners
Life after liver transplantation, Johnson Poovanthuruth, Deepika
Smokescreen, Nikita Saxena, The Caravan
CRIME
Print Shortlist
Hell on the high seas, Madhavankutty Pillai, Open Magazine
Andheri Man's Daring Escape From Human Slavery Mafia In Malaysia, Bhupen Patel, Mid Day
Winners
The Believer, Leena Reghunath, The Caravan Magazine
Dangerous new drug hits Mumbai market worst it is not covered under NDPS Act unless exposed by Midday (series), Vinod Kumar Menon, Mid Day Infomedia Ltd
Television Shortlist
Moin Qureshi - Operation Hawala, Tarun Nangia / Dipu Rai, Zee Business
Phoolan Devi Murder, Vikas Mishra, ABP News
SCIENCE & INNOVATION
The Mirror Man, Srinath Perur, Mosaic
Snow Business, Peter Griffin, Forbes India
Why is Hari Chasing a lizard in the Andaman's, Deepika Sarma, Yahoo Originals
Game changer Lifesaver, Mini P Thomas, The Week Magazine
Winner
How a wasp won the great papaya war, Shamsheer Yousaf, Fountain Ink Magazine
JOURNALIST OF THE YEAR
Truth vs Hype, Sreenivasan Jain, NDTV
IMPACT EDITOR OF THE YEAR
Arnab Goswami, Times Now
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
Prannoy Roy, NDTV
Wednesday, 18 March 2015
Observations from a hospital
In random order.
Senior male docs are referred to as Dr [Surname] or [Surname] Sir. Senior female docs are referred to as Dr [Firstname], even by themselves.
Juniorish docs referred to (across genders) as Dr [Firstname].
Nurses are never Nurse [Name] just Sister or, increasingly now with more male nurses, Brother.
The family references also apply to the orderlies, who are Maushi or Maamaa, never their names.
Interesting that those lower in the hospital pecking order get to be more senior 'relatives.' So it's amusing to see, say, a senior nurse addressing a younger orderly as Maushi, and being addressed in return as Sister.
And older patients in bigger hospitals get called Madam or Sir. In smaller neighbourhood hospitals: Aunty or Uncle.
(Must sadly confess that the nurses in my neighbourhood hospital call me Uncle. Or rather, them being mainly Malayali, Ungle.)
Also, while the nursing profession seems to be attracting more men now, the Malayali dominance continues!
(On a recent Kerala trip, I had this happy feeling of being in familiar territory, though I've barely spent time there. It was only when I was in hospital recently did it click together: that's the only other place where I have been surrounded by thick Malayali accents!)
The ironic thing about being in hospital as a patient is how you become part of the furniture. Staff around you discuss the details of their personal lives without inhibition. You're just .. background. Like the water-cooler, or the photocopier. Not a person. And, at the same time, you are understanding them as people, individuals with normal concerns & hassles, not their job functions.
Right then. This is your Ungle signing off for now. Gotta go to the hospital for post-op follow-up visit.
Saturday, 14 February 2015
Even More Animal Passions
Ejaculation ejects sperm. And genitals, which can't bee nice
***
Echidna males have something that would make you scratch your forehead
The male valentine equipment comes with, you guessed it, four heads
***
With anglerfish, the love-bite is for keeps, and that's no metaphor
The male literally stays attached: it's V-day for ever more
***
You think your.. Valentine is big? Mate, you're actually quite thrifty
The male barnacle has a thing that's his body length times fifty.
***
The Valentine antics of the antichinus are worthy of a talk at TED
They do nothing but bonk for weeks until the males go blind & drop dead
***
Banana slugs are hermaphrodites, so each one can do & be done
But occasional apophallation can end the Valentine's fun of one
***
Squid celebrate Valentine's day at arm's length, you could say
The male throws sperm packets, the female caches them away
***
Dolphins don't have hands or feet, they're not 'manipulative'
But their prehensile male organs make V-day, um, creative
***
According to @realscientists, nurse sharks are prone to hi-jinks
Their Valentine celebrations are a physical form of group-think
***
Feline males have keratin barbs on their Valentine equipment
Withdrawal is painful, so females are quite vocal post delivery of shipment
***
The water boatman's Valentine song's sung in a way that's all its own
It vibrates its penis against its abs, the loudest animal sound known
(in proportion to the critter's size)
***
Harpactea sadistica ladies have no vagina-like place for.. deposits
So the gent drills one in her body & opens his Valentine faucet
***
Turkeys meant for eating are for enormous breasts breeded
Which makes natural breeding tough, so artificial Valentinisation is needed
***
Flatworms are hermaphrodites, they.. come with TWO 'swords' on the tummy
They fence each other for V-day, & the loser gets to be mummy
***
Giant pandas don't seem to KNOW exactly how to get it on
So for Valentine season researchers have to show them panda porn
***
Bonobos don't fight much; they resolve conflict with sexual play
In other words, for bonobos, every day is St Valentine's day
***
Male marsupials have two-pronged penises which seems like too many for one
But the females have two vaginas, so they're ready for Valentine's fun
***
Male 'gators don't need Valentine viagra, they have permanent erections
Excessive amounts of collagen there explain the constant distension
***
Snakes & lizards have two sets of valentine tackle
But they use them one at a time, which is practical
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Amphibian Valentine play does not involve a nexus twixt the sexes
Daddy semi-leapfrogs Mummy, and then performs amplexus
Sunday, 1 February 2015
Subtle sexism
I'm doing a stint behind the wheel at @genderlogindia on Twitter
The topics I plan to focus on are women in the workplace in professions that on the surface seem to have a fair amount of gender balance, but which nevertheless see discrimination happening. From conversations I've had, this can be of a more subtle nature than what one would see in more traditionally chauvinistic work areas, but it exists all right.
The professional areas that came to mind:
• Journalism including broadcast journalism, photojournalism, criticism, opinion, editorial cartooning, and design and tech in their journalistic avataars
• Publishing including writing, art and design in their book avataars, aside from the business of publishing
• Advertising, Marketing, PR, including social media handling, Event Management
• Art commercial, creative, design
• Technology (yes, there is quite a decent ratio at least in the younger age groups, and then many women seem to drop out, and examining why that happens is part of that discussion) and Science
• Academia and Education
• Entrepreneurship across categories
• Maybe Banking and Financial Services too, since so many women are at the top of this field
Edited to add:
• Entertainment, including cinema, music, stage, stand-up
I was wondering whether (a) you have any suggestions for things I should read on the topic, and link to, connected with gender and these area of work and (b) whether I can call on you to chip in on the discussions when they happen?
Let me know, and also do please pass the word?
Leave suggestions here, or tweet me at zigzackly or email me.
Sunday, 18 January 2015
Free offence
It is possible to hold these views simultaneously:
• Free speech is critically important; on it rest many other liberties
• Free speech can offend; many DO offend using free speech; that is okay; in fact it must be defended
• Offensive speech must be defended even if you disagree vehemently with what is being said; defending it does not mean you agree with it
• Offensive speech can be countered with more free speech, which can be as, or more, or less — your choice, it's free, remember? — offensive
• Rational, contemplative, evidence-backed responses work better
• It can be fun to mock too, but this usually winds up preaching to the choir and alienating those who agree with the idea you're ridiculing (but humour, mockery, satire, and even crude satire is free speech too, so go for it, and try, pretty please, to be actually funny so I can defend you with my heart in it)
• There is learning to be had from even very offensive speech
• Countering offensive speech with violence is wrong
• Islam is getting vilified for the misdeeds of its radical fringe
• Dig deep enough, try hard enough to understand, and you'll find that inequality — economic inequality — lies at the root of much religion-based conflict, and that these inequalities are being exploited by leaders who use religion as a cloak for their lust for power and money
• People who take offence at slights to what they call an omnipotent being are risible
• All religion is crap
• If religion helps you sleep well at night, I have no quarrel with you
• Bacon is tasty
Monday, 29 December 2014
What did you read in 2014?
This is just for fun, and completely random, but I think we can get some interesting insights together. No, I can't track you and steal all your personal information (this is a Google Drive form, so maybe Google can), but if you prefer, you can take this poll in its own page, here.
Saturday, 27 December 2014
Jo mera hai, woh mera hai
Hello. This is Cartel, one of those lovely companies who came into the electricity-providing business when the government opened it up to the private sector.
When we started out, all of you were using incandescent bulbs and tube lights and stuff like that. Achche Din, right?
Now many of you are using power-saving CFL bulbs and even LED bulbs. This has cut into our revenue.
Yeah, yeah, sure, you're also using our electricity a whole lot more because now there are so many more electricity-powered devices available, but basically we resent you terribly for being subversive and using our bijli less for lighting. So, henceforth we will be charging you more money to provide power to your other devices, like ACs, TVs, computers, cellphones, electric vehicles and suchlike, to make up for what we're losing to the advance of technology, which we hadn't really accounted for in our business plan. Who knew, right?
How do we know what you're using the power for? Well, let's just say we have ways of looking into your home and seeing what's, heh, charging.
Why? Heck, because we can.
Written for Nikhil Pahwa, who is out there leading the good fight.
Thursday, 25 December 2014
The #GoodGovernanceDay Hymnal & Songbook
Carols for the fat man with the white beard
मेरी Good Governance Day!
Christianity, mitron, has often appropriated festivals and celebrations from other religions. The Christmas tree, the Yule log, mistletoe (and that debauched custom of kissing under it) all have origins in pre-Christian times and pagan customs. Even this so-called Christmas day was conveniently shifted to coincide with the Winter Solstice to make it easier to lure in followers of other religions.
Now that we are doing a bit of Ghar Wapasi for the 25th December, as a former Christian and devout believer in and proselytiser of Good Governance, I present for your singing pleasure a few songs I, ahem, 'converted' from their previous use. Perfect for chanting around a pile of burning books.
1.
Jingalala! Bail! Jingalala! Bail!
I got out of jail!
O what fun it is to be
Pals with India's leading male!
2.
Silence! We're the Right
Stay calm, sit tight
Curfew time for mother and child
No going out, the night is wild
Sleep in, we'll keep the peace,
Sleep in, we'll keep the peace
Silent night, no not quite
Safe for you to go out tonight
Chow mien has been stuffed down faces
So, no, the night for you has no place
Stay home, cook, & give birth
Stay home, cook, & give birth
3.
Hark the herald Sanghis tweet
"Glory to the Virgin King!
Peace on earth? Only my child
If Ghar Wapasi pleas are filed"
Joyful, all ye nations rise
In from India Modi flies
While the NRI hosts proclaim:
His undying glorious fame
Hark! The hired Tweeters sing
"Glory to the Virgin King!"
By the VHP adored
And by all who can afford
To have him use their private planes
Achche dins will fall like rain!
56 inches round is he
Custom-made is his finery
Pleased to watch that tummy swell!
No sorry, that's his chest that fell.
Hark the hired Sanghis tweet!
Then off to Burger King to eat!
4.
Deck the halls with balls of haldi,
Fa la la la la, la la. Aila!
Clear out all western baggage jaldi
Fa la la la la, la la. Aila!
Don we now saffron apparel,
Fa la la la la, la la. Aila!
Trolls are here with you to quarrel,
Fa la la la la, la la. Aila!
Choose: against us or are you for us?
Fa la la la la, la la. Aila!
What western culture is this chorus?
Fa la la la la, la la. Aila!
Follow me! Your RTs are treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la. Aila!
They give me all kinds of pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la. Aila!
Ancient culture for our masses
Fa la la la la, la la. Aila!
Never mind if it's anti the lasses
Fa la la la la, la la. Aila!
Sing, you yoyos, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la. Aila!
While I tuck in to my headband a feather,
Fa la la la la, la la. Aila!
5.
Godse rest ye, mere gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember, Good Governance
Was born on 26 May
To save us all from Western powers
Such as this Christmas Day
O tweetings of comfort and joy,
(It does not cloy!)
O tweetings of comfort and joy
For three score years and seven
This country had not known
The joys of being governed
And not by a Kangressi pawn
But now, mitron, I am here
Give thanks that I was born!
O tweetings of comfort and joy,
(It's a boy!)
O tweetings of comfort and joy
Watch us wield our jaadus now
In the TV camera's frame
So that tonight at nine pee em
Arnab can say our names
Never mind that we're sweeping up
Pre-arranged garbage for fame
O tweetings of comfort and joy,
(It's a PR ploy!)
O tweetings of comfort and joy
"Fear not" said the party head,
"I got you in my sights,
I got info on your foes
Enough to give them frights
They'll soon sing the party line
If they know what for them's right"
O tweetings of comfort and joy,
(Don't be coy!)
O tweetings of comfort and joy
The NRI fans at those tidings
Rejoiced as do their kind,
By abusing all the sickulars
And libtards they could find
Though strangely very few returned
To the land they left behind
O tweetings of comfort and joy,
(Green card joy!)
O tweetings of comfort and joy
And when they came to New Delhi
Where our dear Saviour stays,
They found him not in the Lok Sabha
Though you may remember the day
When he knelt down and kissed its steps
The 20th day of May?
O tweetings of comfort and joy,
(MPs annnoy!)
O tweetings of comfort and joy
To our chief we sing praises,
Bless his bearded face,
We the insecure brotherhood
Are right here in your face;
He may call it governance
We call it running the place
O tweetings of comfort and joy,
(We love our toys!)
O tweetings of comfort and joy
6.
Jai to the World, #SwacchBharat has come!
Let no one be shirking!
Let every hearth prepare their brooms,
Cameras are looking,
Cameras are looking,
News TV cameras are looking!
Jai to the World, soc'l media reigns!
Let pee aar firms employ
Benched geeks and jocks to shill and 'splain
Retweet the sounding joy,
Retweet the sounding joy,
Retweet, retweet the sounding joy.
You love the words, and I have more!
Lots more, so hang around!
Good Gov'nance Day is my next play
I really like the sound,
I really like the sound,
I like, I like, I like the sound.
He trolls the world, with a straight face,
Though he is yet to prove
That he can do the things he says,
We drink the Kool Aid, Love,
We drink the Kool Aid, Love,
We drink, we drink the Kool Aid, Love
Friday, 19 December 2014
TsunamiHelp
9 years and 51 weeks ago, I was a part of something that changed my life in many ways. The TsunamiHelp blog.
It broke me, in some ways, re-made me in others. And it taught me so much. Not least about collaboration and collective goodwill. It lead to a certain amount of visibility (and I struggled with my feelings about that) and to, in some circles, being seen as an authority, almost, about things I had muddled through. It taught me a whole lot about the limits of my knowledge.
But most of all, it made me some friends who are close even today, despite me never having met some of them. It's a bond that will always be linked in my mind to that overwhelming tragedy, the South-East Asia earthquake and tsunami. So it feels, in a way, wrong to be grateful for those friendships. But I am, I am. I will never regret Megha, Bala Pitchandi, Dina Mehta, Neha Viswanathan coming into my life.
There were so many others, of course, who were part of that effort. Some drifted away, for one reason or another. Like Rohit Gupta, who, nevertheless, I remember only with fondness and admiration. Another special place is reserved always for Sanjaya Senanayake who died earlier this year. He and his friends in Sri Lanka brought home to us so much of the grimness of that disaster. Though I never got to know them as well, seeing Angelo Embuldeniya, Constantin Basturea, Nancy Bohrer, Taran Rampersad, Pim Techamuanvivit, Maitri Irwin, Rudi Cilibrasi, Anna Lissa Cruz, Balaji Bondili and others pop up in my social media feeds always makes me smile.
Then there were Ryze and blog friends who were part of it (some I knew from before and got to know better): Nandini Chopra,Amit Varma, Dilip D'Souza,Priyanka Joseph, Samit Basu, Jai Arjun Singh, Annie Zaidi, and so, so many others. There were more than 200 people collaborating on that project. Andy Carvin said, a little while ago, that in it were the roots of other projects, other disaster relief efforts that used online power. Google's People Finder, for instance. The methods we used are outdated now. They were outdated by even 2005, when other disasters struck and people evolved fresh approaches that worked more smoothly, used tech better, were more effective. And it continues to evolve, continues to improve. Case in point: the wonderful efforts, first in Kashmir, then the North-East and Andhra, of what has now become VOICE - incrisisrelief.
Saturday, 27 September 2014
Disproportionate
Alas, I have been unfortunate
None of my assets are disproportionate
'Cept my belly
Which, sigh, is jelly
Comes from not watching whatchuate
Version 2, on, er, mature reflection
Alas, I have been unfortunate
None of my assets are disproportionate
'Cept my belly
Which—sigh—is jelly
Because dessert is so importunate
Got no disproportionate assets
Except—to be honest—my ass; it's
Larger than yours is
By several sizes
It will stay one of my notable facets
