"There's a doctrine called fair use, which we believe to be challenged in the courts and would bar it altogether... but we'll take that slowly." Rupert Murdoch, in The Guardian.
Thou shalt not stalk thy neighbour's followers in the hope that they follow ye.
Thou shalt not plug thy status updates into Facebook, that barren land of nonbelievers & quiz-takers.
Thou shalt not bear false witness. That includes tweeting stuff you only actually saw on TV.
Honour thy father and thy mother. What happens at home shalt not be tweeted. (Unless, of course, thy parents tweeted first) (You *really* shouldn't have got them on to Twitter, y'know.)
Thou shalt not sledge @stephenfry. He has earned his moods. @shashitharoor is, however, fair game.
Thou shalt get back to work, hm?
#Thou #shalt #use #hashtags #judiciously.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass. Well, okay, maybe if s/he's really callipygous.
If ye seek to be retweeted, ye shall ensure that thy tweets have enough characters left over to permit it.
Thou shalt casually mention @gulpanag in thy tweets, as if you're, like, friends and all.
Thou shalt quit while thou art ahead.
Thou shalt not relentlessly pimp thy blog. (These tweets archived at http://bit.ly/nvenr)
RT @zigzackly Thou shalt not relentlessly pimp thy blog. (These tweets archived at http://bit.ly/nvenr)
Retweeting yourself - or RTing what others tweet to you - is bad form. Only SEOs do that.
RT @zigzackly The Gospel according to St Peter: Retweeting yourself - or RTing what others tweet to you - is bad form. Only SEOs do that.
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually produce a masterpiece. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
~ Eyler Coates
to be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best night and day to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle any human being can fight and never stop fighting
~ e e cummings
In three words i can sum up everything I've learned about life.
It goes on.
~ Robert Frost
Ring the bells that still can ring,
Forget your perfect offering,
There is a crack in everything;
That's how the light gets in.
~ Leonard Cohen
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.
~ Edward Abbey, naturalist and author (1927-1989)
I fell in love – that is the only expression I can think of – at once, and am still at the mercy of words, though sometimes now, knowing a little of their behavior very well, I think I can influence them slightly and have even learned to beat them now and then, which they appear to enjoy.
~ Dylan Thomas, Welsh poet, short-story writer, and playwright, "Poetic Manifesto" in the Texas Quarterly, Winter 1961
A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
~Thomas Mann, novelist, Nobel laureate (1875-1955)
The world in general doesn't know what to make of originality; it is startled out of its comfortable habits of thought, and its first reaction is one of anger.
~ W. Somerset Maugham, writer (1874-1965)
In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
~ Al Rogers
Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
~ Henry Winkler, actor (1945- )
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
~ George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans), novelist (1819-1880)
Either you think - or else others have to think for you and take power from you, pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
There is no remedy so easy as books, which if they do not give cheerfulness, at least restore quiet to the most troubled mind.
~ Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, author (1689-1762)
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
~ Satchel Paige