Our Favourite Duck is our favourite duck because he keeps doing things that we wish we had thought of, and does them so well that even if you ripped it off, it would be a pale shadow of the original.
Deeps and shallows
Who or why or which or what (Le)high and mighty deep in thought Nudes and news, candy and cars Fish in ear,language no bar Here's some stuff, lovely and random Bounce around, win worldwide fandom Spend on books, gain endless pleasure Would-Bes take note, this one's a treasure Weird world, views and SF musing Manic man magnet, most amusing Green town, tin men, munchkins, elves Claws all out, she prowls the shelves Plath and Patil avatar Mithun-loving superstar Castle captured, future bright In the lab in darkest night Intrepid IWE Ocean sailor Uncut, cutting super-tailor London's funniest guy's guy Let us go then, you and I Burbling, erudite barbarian Not Lucien, but dream librarian The one in which Annie gives it A writer's life and how she lives it Up to tricks around the house Immunodeficient mouse Genre banners all unfurled Finest writer in the world Wisecracking to Shaggy's beat Venomous yet strangely sweet Ultra-comic comic lair Fear this feline if you dare Shady lines, unbroken back Brown is clearly the new black You might meet Marco Polo here Flowing, cool, refreshing, clear Intra-city introspection Demand-supply intersection Teenager-tantalizing temptress Ever-changing future empress Skywalking feet are often wet On lofty paths great minds are set Magicians say the strangest things Half eagle, half beastly king
This isn't a stream of conscious rhyme, by the way. Paddle over, and scroll down the right column to see it in all its clickable glory.