Jesus: If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you. If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world – ah, Christ.
Judas: Hateth you.
Jesus: Who’s on first, right?
Jesus: [rolls eyes at camera] John could write gospel, but, you know, could he write dialogue?
Paul Ford, at The Morning News, brings you transcripts of bloopers during the filming of The Passion of the Christ.