They gave my my poetic license -
Then they took it back
For rhyming under the influence.
They called me a dirty hack -
But, like Ahnuld, I'll be Bach.
Footnote: That should have been "They gave me my poetic license" but then one of the basic principles of bad poetry is to have typos which one then justifies. So, er, ah, um, "my my" was poetic repetition. So there.
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