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Monday, March 07, 2005
Happy Women's Day. Now take two of these and call me in the morning. 

This came in the mail. Thanks Ingrid.
New Drugs for Women

Damnitol
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

St. Momma's Wort
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

Emptynestrogen
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

Peptobimbo
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

Dumberol
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

Flipitor
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

Menicillin
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"

Buyagra
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

Anti-talksident
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

Nagament
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.

Jackasspirin
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
And here's some more we came up with.

Astobig
Suppresses nagging suspicion that you shouldn't be wearing tight jeans any more.

TestRogen
Helps cope with irritation about the amount of time your spouse spends in front of the TV during cricket season. (Variant called Formula Vroom works for shorter spells, like for a couple of hours on Sunday.)

Himmodium
Good for the butterflies in the stomach before that first date.

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