zigzackly’s omnium-gatherum: Heh

Thursday, 3 August 2006

Heh

The Onion takes on Wikipedia. Hilarious.

G'night.

1 comment:

Salil said...: Nice, although I must say the Onion could do even better. Then again, I have high expectations from them.; Friday, 4 August 2006 at 13:13:00 GMT+5:30

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