Friday 4 March 2005

Er, file this under "Toileteries," right?

All you Delhi types, did you know that at the BJP party headquarters you could pick up an antiseptic aftershave made of cow urine? Besides, of course, "lotions, potions and pills to cure anything from cancer to hysteria to piles -- all made from cow urine or dung."

Ah. Old Spiss.

We know, we know, we're sorry. You can come up with better brand names, right? Use the Comments button.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bovine Klein?

Anonymous said...

Elizabeth Cowden?

Anonymous said...

Chanel Nos 1&2?

Anonymous said...

Dolce Gau-bana?

Anonymous said...

Jean Paul Gau-tier?

Anonymous said...

Cow de cologne?

Anonymous said...

Sorry. Will stop now.

zigzackly said...

Ooh! No! Please go on!