Er, file this under "Toileteries," right?

All you Delhi types, did you know that at the BJP party headquarters you could pick up an antiseptic aftershave made of cow urine? Besides, of course, "lotions, potions and pills to cure anything from cancer to hysteria to piles -- all made from cow urine or dung."

Ah. Old Spiss.

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