zigzackly’s omnium-gatherum: They pulled what out of where?

Friday, 26 May 2006

They pulled what out of where?

Hint: it wasn't the brightest thing to do.

And, butt naturally, there's more of the same here.

7 comments:

neha vish said...: Ewww! No, wait.. Owwwccch!; Saturday, 27 May 2006 at 00:24:00 GMT+5:30
Anonymous said...: Ok now, tell me what you were searching for when you found that. And yes, ouch.; Saturday, 27 May 2006 at 05:47:00 GMT+5:30
Dr. Gonzo said...: How the heck do you find this stuff?; Sunday, 28 May 2006 at 10:19:00 GMT+5:30
AlterinG Abhishek said...: Oh my gawwwd..
where and how did you find this ?
i mean seriously

what werer u lukin; 4..; Sunday, 28 May 2006 at 13:53:00 GMT+5:30
zigzackly said...: Karthik, Prakriti, A Abhishek,

Totally disappointing explanation, I'm afraid. Things like this are just by-products of the random browsing I do for my column. This particular link I found, if memory serves, on this site, which I mentioned in today's column.; Sunday, 28 May 2006 at 15:50:00 GMT+5:30
Anonymous said...: Hi P,

You checked http://www.darwinawards.com?

Sahishnu; Saturday, 17 June 2006 at 12:35:00 GMT+5:30
zigzackly said...: Sahishnu,

Indeed I have. An old favourite.; Saturday, 17 June 2006 at 18:03:00 GMT+5:30

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