File this one away pranksters.
God help America.
We suggest "No more war." Or better still, "No more McDonald's."
And we're not too hot on work either.
Trudeau's on a roll.
Amazing how we feel nostalgic about things we didn't have.
Video chat's gonna screw this up.
See, truth in advertising works.
Why the dinosaurs died out.
Could there be a thought in the Alien Terminator, you think?
Women, you gotta love 'em.
How else do they get on to Page 3?
That's how we get the not-guilty verdict.
Er, we don't have kids...