Know anyone who pees
Everytime they sneeze?
Who sometimes loses control
When doing a forward roll?
Who needs diapers, adult,
To face the daily tumult
Of life in the big bad city?
Don't waste time on pity.
Science now has a cure.
It's safe, it's quick it's sure:
Yentreve; or duloxetine to its pals
Can save the blushes of the gals
With stress urinary incontinence
Now you try rhyming incontinence.